Ralph Furley tries to impress his childhood rival by introducing Chrissy as his new bride.
- Ralph's old friend is coming to town and Ralph is upset because the friend has always been such a big success. He asks the girls to come to his apartment to help him get through it. When the friend starts bragging about his pretty wife, Ralph introduces Chrissy as his wife. The friend decides to stay with Ralph, and Chrissy is trapped in the apartment, leaving her muscle-bound date stranded at the Regal Beagle. The date arrives at the apartment in time to hear Larry telling Jack and Janet that Chrissy is sleeping with Ralph. They all rush to Ralph's for a confrontation. Chrissy gets her date under control and the friend admits that he's an absolute failure anyway.