Black Letter Day
A letter to a lovelorn column convinces Chrissy and Janet that the other is having a love affair with Jack.
- When Lana reads a letter in the advice column in the paper about a man living with two women and having an affair with one of them she decides that it's the trio. She confronts Janet with the letter and insinuates that it's Jack and Chrissy. She then talks to Chrissy and decides that it's Janet and Jack. She sees Larry at the Regal Beagle, shows him the letter and leaves when Jack arrives. Jack finally reads the letter and decides to teach the girls a lesson but it doesn't work because the girls have finally figured out that it isn't them at all.