After a night on the town with his old navy buddies, Jack discovers he has a tattoo on his derriere. When Jack goes to the hospital to have it removed, Janet thinks he is having a vasectomy and Furley thinks he is having a sex change.
- After a drunken night on the town with his navy buddies, a hungover Jack painfully discovers he had a tattoo engraved on his derriere: a heart which reads:" The Love Butt." Seeing his horror, Terri suggests Jack have it removed with minor surgery at the hospital. Jack agrees, but under the embarrassing circumstances, asks Terri not to tell anyone about it. After a series of misunderstandings, Janet thinks Jack is going to have a vasectomy, and Furley is under the impression that Jack is going to have a sex change. Janet goes to the hospital in hopes of talking Jack out of the operation, but Jack is too doped up to make sense of her pleas. Janet even takes a baby into Jack's room, trying to soften him; but when Furley walks in and sees the baby, he faints. The matter is cleared up when Terri explains the situation to Janet, and Jack moons Furley and the girls.